K9 welcomes you...  He grants you an alternative to the mundane routine of the social norm... Far too long have we been indoctrinated in a society preaching social conformity and conservative traditionalism... We have allowed organized government the authority to seize our liberties and scare us into obedience... Likewise, have we permitted organized religion to guilt and shame us from our natural urges...  It must stop here...      I offer another way...       Defy their taboos and embrace your desires... Relinguish your fears and dive headlong into the abyss... We are a generation without solidarity... There is no unity because we have been bred by capitalism into believing some dog-eat-dog delusion... The only fight we have is against them... 'Them' who? They are the majority, the status quo, the brainwahsed minions of an unrelenting oppressive establishement... Ane 'we'?  We are uniquity... We are creative spontaneity... We are the radical elements in an otherwise morbidly bleak equation... We are the catalysts for a new way... They've spoonfed us their propaganda all our lives, hoping we'd grow into obedient little cogs... But we're not... and they're all about to learn just what we've become.  

(TOP) Me, dead center, initiating some virgins into the Rocky Horror subculture.

(MID) K9 and Alcatraz 'gettin pyscho' at Q.X.T.'s Gothic Beauty Contest

(BOT) Me and Tiff gothed out for the BatCave (NYC)

 

RIGHT (from top to bottom):

(TOP) The Droogan Leader, in my Clockwork-esque attire

(MID) A congregration of undesirables at the Home of Happiness (Montclair)

(BOT) Me and Alcatraz goin to NYC... send in the bondage brigade...